Happy birthday <PvD>. From coming to Gul'dan with only 7players, where other guild's poached your members and attempted to absorb you, to being the best guild on the server! Some people told us that we couldn't do it on Gul'dan at the start. 3 letters, G S O.
Here is a list of your current major accomplishments:
I would like to also give a special thanks to one particular player who has been through it all, Emofairy. He was the 2nd person ever to join this guild. He was there for all the 18-man 25 Naxxaramas runs, us being stuck on Thorim for 2 weeks to server first Yogg-Saron.
Emofairy, is a model guild member, due to his dedication to the guild. When switching between Ret and Holy during Ulduar runs, he always would reflask, even if he only used 15 minutes of the previous flask. He is always open to suggestion and will do what he needs to do to get the job done.
Coming into this guild as Holy and now playing Retribution, at the end of the day... You my boy Emo
We have been busy! We a lot of stuff to talk about, which will lead to this post being long!
First on the list of things that have happened in PvD-land is the fact that Xzibit visited us and we were on Pimp My Ride... Okay in all seriousness, I would like to congratulate all those who recently this week finished their [Glory of the Ulduar Raider (25 player)]. Rewarding them with server first[Reins of the Ironbound Proto-Drake].
This is obviously a big notch in our belt and removes a large weight from our shoulders. Thanks to everyone for their dedication and the amount of time, they put into all the encounters needed to grant us this achievement.
We have officially completed our road to Algalon, though we have not downed him yet, we knocked off the last thing standing in our way. Completing [Knock, Knock, Knock, on Wood (25 player)] was awesome because after many brutal wipes on the detonator phases, something clicked and our kill was near perfect.
We also completed [Crazy Cat Lady (25 player)] and [Iron Dwarf, Medium Rare (25 player)], and I must say [Iron Dwarf, Medium Rare (25 player)] is one of the shittiest achievements ever. --------------------------------------------- Now I would like to tell the story of a young druid. He has dedicated his life and passion to defending Dalaran. Some people take issues with this... They don't realize that the Lich King could send his scourge to attack us at any moment! His <AFK> tag is there to trick the scourge, like a burglar trying to slip pass a sleeping guard.
Due to the importance of protecting both Horde and Alliance from scourge invasion, we have equipped him properly for the job.
So remember when you see him on Krasus Landing with his <AFK> tag up, he is watching over you! --------------------------------------------- Now for the silly shit we say to each other!
Let's have some fun, this beat is sick! I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!
Metagems, they're clearly a crutch!
The consequences of AFKing to fap, leads to more AFKing!
You say, GROSS! I say, "That's fucking dedication!"
We give out nicknames to the new players in our guild, this man accepts his!
Dalaran could be attacked at any moment! --------------------------------------------- Finally, like every post we are still recruiting! We are looking for the following classes: a Deathknight, Warlocks and Mages. And like always, we are open to EXCEPTIONAL applicant of any class. If you want to keep your application private PM to me, if not APPLY!! on our forums.
In other news, we are still recruiting. We need WARLOCKS and other ranged DPS. If you are interested [APPLY] or you can PM me an application. You should be highly active, love to raid, have the ability to multitask (move your character and do your job) and the ability to make our raid times.
Obviously, we are always open to exceptional applicants of any class.
and Imma let you finish, but [Heroic: Firefighter] is one of the greatest encounters of all time. And we finally completed it! We have put a lot of time and gold into this encounter and there were moments where it just seemed impossible, and other moments where Mimiron simply outplayed us. I would like to congratulate everyone on their hard work and putting us one hard mode away from being able to do Algalon 25.
Kritarie frapsed both of our kills. There is no music, but you get to hear the "nerd screams" at the end of the Mimiron kill.
Firefighter
I Choose You, Steelbreaker
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And of course, we are ALWAYS excepting new applications. Currently we are in desperate need of Warlocks and possibly another Priest. And if you are simply an exceptional player, you should apply also.
Finally, a little bit of comedy... The attempt before our kill the emergency bots in P3 owned our melee...
I lost the funny quote with Razzle Dazzle (Rahzoo) rubbing jalepeno juice into his eyes...
First I would like to say that we are RECRUITING! Before applying here is a checklist of thing you should have: 1. Your thinking cap 2. Proper Gems and Enchants 3. Ability to make our raid times [ Wed., Thurs. 6:30-11ST & Sun. 5:30-11ST] 4. Hunger for progression. 5. Ability to play multiple specs, dual-spec is in the game for a reason. 6. Understanding that being a member of any guild, you are there to serve it. It, the guild, is not there to serve you.
What can you expect from us: 1. Progression. 2. Solid leadership. 3. Great players. 4. Fun atmosphere, though our ideas of fun lean far into the XXX side of things.
If you fit the description, we will keep our side of the bargain. If that all sounds great to you, APPLY!!!! We are particularly looking for the following classes, Enhancement Shaman (High), Mages (Medium), Warlocks (Very High), Priests (Medium), Rogues (Low) and Deathknights (Low). Exceptional applicants of other classes are always welcome If you would like to apply in private, private message your application to me, Donnajuan. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
As for raiding, we have robbed a lot of pixelated monsters of their loot in the last month.
The day that Anub'arak was released our server were not back up until approximately 9ST. We logged on and got the server's first kill on Koralon the Flame Watcher, the new Vault of Archavon boss and headed into Normal: CoC and got the server's first kill on Anub'arak. Everyone ported out in a rush to get to heroic that is why the entire guild is here. GSO, impatient bastards.
As for 10 mans, we cleared Normal: CoC and Heroic: CoC. I believe we got server first Anub'arak also. But in our first clear we did pick up [A Tribute to Skill (10 player)].
And this deserves mentioning, after farming 10-man Hodir Hard since our first kill. Garai finally received [Boreal Guard]
As for great in-guild quotes here they are: We <3 this word.
You can never pull the south out of a southerner.
Pretzel is always seeing the inner meaning in things.
So true...
Dude, I can't remember where I read this before...
